Wednesday, 21 Nov 2018

My 1040

I filed my tax return early this year and the IRS is questioning the dependants that I listed. It puzzles me!
They are questioning the number dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the line: “List all dependents”
I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants,
3 million crack heads,
42 million people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons,
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKINGĀ MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

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