I was driving through Richardson the other day and noticed a Muslim bookstore. The sign outside had characters that were intriguing and made me wonder what was in a Muslim bookstore, so I stopped and went in.
As I was wandering around looking at the displays and books, I noticed that the clerk behind the counter was watching me very closely and was giving me the evil eye, but asked if he could help me. I know I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you h…ave Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims, Middle Easterners and illegal aliens?”
The clerk said, “Kiss my A%@, get out and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”